thedoctorsonicedyouand:

darksideofthemoon007:

gottawork-out:

mustangheart:

beerinabox:

spacereblogsthings:

diablosita:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…

Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

signal boost 

DUDE

dude

dude

DUDE

can this replace the normal contraception methods we have pls

_{keep adventuring and stay not a grown-up!}

eversoawkward:

A chick on okcupid only had this video on her entire profile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9zc7f0jedM

It’s the music video for “Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody” 

And I decided to message her with this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slnu6yArwLA 

Which is the music video for “DJ Mehdi - I Am Somebody feat. Chromeo” 

And y’know, I think I’m a clever little shit. She never responded, but I think I should get points for that.

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

awwww-cute:

Might be a repost, but I thought it was adorable

dreaminginrhymee:

nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody

minutes-till-midnight:

I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK I’LL LIVE. 

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Have you ever had days where like, you’re mind is so sharp and agile you can deduce what people four rooms away are doing…

And then others that are a complete one-eighty, where if someone said, ‘Does this taste like poison to you?’

You’d lick it?

…because that’s pretty much my life in a paragraph…